Sexy Wrestling Gear - Part 1

While wrestlers are supposed to wear singlets, professional wrestlers fortunately often wear much, much less, and what each wrestler chooses for his ring attire plays a big role in their sex appeal. Below are the various styles of briefs and who wears them best:

The Low-Rise Brief
These men couldn't be wearing anything less unless they came out in a thong. The high cut legs show off the thighs, the minimal material usually makes their package protrude, and the low waist draws attention to their lower abs. The wild patterns and colors of Justin Gabriel's briefs make the most of their limited canvas, Johnny Stamboli's silver briefs are a classic, and Rob Terry's tights couldn't look any smaller on the muscle man.

Roman Heart vs. Roman Reigns

Heart is the 5'9", 170 lb versatile, but mostly bottom, adult film star who mostly appears in Falcon films though has disappeared from film in the past year. Reigns, a former footballer, stands at 6'3" and weighs 265 lbs. Now a wrestler, Reigns is the sexiest member of the faction, The Shield.

Rocco Reed vs. Wade Barrett

The 6'2", 180 lb Reed is the straight turned gay-for-pay porn star who didn't take long to start bottoming. Barrett is the towering, 6'7" 252 lb beast from the UK and is currently the reigning intercontinental champion.

Diesel Washington vs. Abraham Washington

Diesel is the prolific porn star who overshadows everyone at 6"6 and 240 lbs. Diesel is known for creating all sorts of contorted sex positions that has him pounding whoever the lucky bottom is in his scene. Abraham was mostly talking in suits while on TV, but he did wrestle and his 6"2, 220 lb body looked good doing it.

Benny G vs. Johnny Stamboli

G stands at 5'10" and comes in around 220 lbs. He's a versatile performer with a fratboy (or frat "man") like appearance and demeanor, making him look sexy either position he's playing in. Stamboli comes in at 6' and weighs in at 250 lbs. Stamboli always had an Italian thug type gimmick until he left for TNA and had a less sexy killer gimmick.

Leo Giamani vs. Tony Delfonzo

Giamani's tall, dark and handsome look made a splash when he debuted in 2008 and quickly went from a top to a versatile performer. While his impressive 6'0" 200 lb body is eye-catching, many of his scenes unfortunately fell flat and mechanical. Delfonzo is a 6'1", 246 lb piece of Italian man meat who freelances in the Independent circuit.

Jimmy Clay vs. Zack Ryder

Clay, also known as Cox, has the SoCal, skateboarding, frat boy look down pat. He's a 5'11", 185 lbs, Puerto Rican, Italian stud who takes it as much as he gives it. The Long Islander Ryder is infamous for his online short videos and his first single, Hoeski. While the videos have given him strong fan support he still jobs matches -- despite his 6'1" and 214 lbs frame and killer good looks.

Tony Capucci vs. Robbie E

Capucci is a gay for pay performer who comes in at 5'11" and 180 lbs. Capucci made a splash when he debuted in 2007 and then after a couple of years, retired, only to make 2012 his comeback year, which resulted in just a few scenes before he disappeared again. E is the tan, cocky New Jersey stud who stands in at 5'11" (not including his frost tipped hair) and weighs 201 lbs.

Austin Wolf, Robert Axel & Donato Reyes vs. 3MB

A St. Patrick's Day bonus -- the studs from 3MB in three fantasy matches. 3MB formed last year when three mid-card wrestlers -- Slater, Mahal and McIntyre -- got together and decided to wear tight leather pants and act kind of douche-y. 

"Gay" Wrestlers

Somehow over the years, the flamboyant wrestler gimmick morphed into the flamboyant  metro-sexual or even "gay" wrestler gimmick. Here's a look at some of the gimmicks from the past couple of decades:

Kwee Wee - The WCW star Allen Funk came out with the Kwee Wee gimmick, wearing pink and bright colored tights, glitter and makeup. While he was never "out" -- and at times he had a female companion (beard) -- the stereotypical feminine look pretty much spelled it out.

Race Cooper vs. Percy Watson

Cooper stands in at 5'11" and weighs 179 lbs, and future porn legend (if he isn't one already) with his trademark abs that can only be described as "sick." But Race isn't only known for his chiseled stomach, but his bubbly posterior as well. Watson, nicknamed "showtime," is a 31 year-old former football player turned wrestler who stands at 6'3" and weighs in at 245 lbs. Watson is known for his fun and laid back persona, which only makes him sexier.

Tate Ryder vs. Randy Orton

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Porn Stars as F-ing Wrestlers

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The "plots" for most porn scenes are fairly limited, but obviously a favorite scenario is when two horny wrestlers get their hard ons and fuck each other into submission. Here are a few scenes that instantly come to memory:

Rogan Richards vs. Antonio Cesaro

Richards is a thirty-two year-old, 5'11" Australian model and porn star. Cesaro is a thirty-two year-old Swiss wrestler standing at 6'5" and weighing 232 pounds of pure sex appeal.

Marc Williams vs. Bobby Lashley

The long-time buff porn star Williams would certainly have a challenge with gigantic wrestler turned MMA fighter Lashley, but, man, it would be a dream to watch. Williams comes in at 5'7 and 191 pounds while Lashley is 6'2 and 245 lb.

Jessy Ares vs. Jessie Godderz

Ares versus Godderz would be a match that has equal parts fighting and equal parts posing and taunting. Standing at 6'1", Ares was a European fashion model who (thankfully) turned into a hot versatile gay porn star. Godderz, at 5'10" and 220 lbs, is a former Big Brother contestant turned pro-wrestler.

Jake Genesis vs. John Cena

Genesis and Cena -- they're both in their thirties, in great physical shape, and ruling their respective profession -- perfect candidates to face off in the debut P vs W fantasy match.