Saturday, May 18, 2013

Sexiest Tag Teams - Part 1

There is nothing sexier than tag team wrestling, an orgy of action with up to four men in the ring, some two-on-one or two-on-two action. Here's a list of some of the sexiest wrestling tag teams and -- imagining they were more than just partners (when applicable) what positions they would find themselves in...
55. Paul London & Brian Kendrick
The twinky tag team was known for their high-flying moves.
Positions: London was most likely the top, Kendrick isn't nicknamed Spanky for nothing
54. Hardy Boyz (Jeff & Matt Hardy)
The two brothers stood out when they debuted their punk looks wearing kinky mesh and tight velvet shirts.
 Positions: (Separately, they're brothers) Matt is the top, Jeff is a bottom.
53. The Young Bucks (Max & Jeremy Jackson)
These two twinky brothers wrestle in various promotions and are known for their high-flying moves.

Positions: (Separately, they're brothers) Max is more of a top, while Jeremy is more of a bottom. 

52. The Bodydonnas (Skip & Zip)
The fitness loving beefcakes showed off their bodies in tight spandex while doing push ups in the middle of a match.
Positions: The older Zip probably enjoyed getting it from Skip.

51. New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn & Road dog)
The mouth from the south and the bad ass were an unusual tag team and featured a lot of nudity from Gunn.

Positions: Gunn has lips on his ass because he loves being fucked, though he probably fucked Road dog equally.

 50. Edge & ChristianOriginally billed as brothers, then they became best friends, why not just admit they were lovers?

Positions: These two probably flipped fucked each other, but Christian probably topped more often than not.


49. The Smoking Gunns
 Tight jeans and mullets (and mustaches) these two fulfilled every wrestling fan's sexy cowboy fantasy.
Positions: Before he earned his nickname "Bad Ass," Billy was still big bottom.

48. T & A (Test & Prince Albert)
 One stands tall with long blond hair, the other is round and bald -- either one could satisfy your pleasure depending on your preferences.
Positions: Albert might be the A in T & A, but he just loves fucking it and was probably the top.
47. Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart)
Unless you're into bears, the sex appeal lies solely in Hart. While in his prime he was smoking, it's not enough to get them high on this list.
Positions: Hart is probably a versatile but has a preference for bottoming except when Neidhart was in the mood for a solid fuck.

46. Jersey Shore Jocks (Chris D'Andrea & Mike Dennis)
This indy team parted ways, but not before doing a set of steamy promo photos of them oiled up.
Positions: D'Andrea probably topped Dennis more than he bottomed for him.



45. The Steiner Bros. (Rick & Scott Steiner)
These two college wrestling brothers were among the best in the 90s. Bear Rick and buff Scott had a little of something for everyone.
Positions: (Separately, they're brothers) Scott is a top, no doubt about that. Rick is a bottom, after all he likes to get on all fours and bark. 

44. The Delfonzo Brothers (Eddie & Tony)
Two big men, one chiseled like a bodybuilder, the other scruffy like a bear.
Positions: (They're not really brothers) They probably flip-flop fuck every night.


43. The Boogie Nights (Disqo & Alex Wright)
 The two sexy dancing studs were partnered up so they could dance around the ring together.
Positions: Disqo has an ass made for bottoming, but Wright is definitely not just a top.
42. The Outsiders (Scott Hall & Kevin Nash)
The two were both a little younger and sexier before joining WCW, but they still had it going on with their long dark hair and buff physiques.
Positions: While Nash undoubtedly topped Hall, he's probably a secret power bottom who loved taking it once in a while.

41. Hollywood Blonds (Steve Austin & Brian Pillman)
Before his infamous stone cold persona, Austin had hair and looked good standing next to Pillman.
Positions: Austin obviously fucked Pillman.

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