Topher DiMaggio vs. Cody Rhodes

The 5'9" 175 lb DiMaggio is a 6-year porn star veteran who despite having a pretty boy manicured look has somehow avoided his bubble ass pounded on camera. Rhodes is the sexy 6'1" 216 lb wrestler with the killer body and hypnotic ass. Sure he's currently rocking a less than sexy 'stache, but who is really looking at his face when he's got a body like that?

A match between these two men would begin with DiMaggio dodging Rhodes's attempts to grapple with him. Rhodes finally gets his hands on DiMaggio and throws him into the corner, and Rhodes beats him down with a few boots to the midsection. He then takes the weakened boy toy and slams him with an inverted suplex slam. DiMaggio winces in pain and can't even get up before Rhodes has him in crossface chickenwing. DiMaggio squirms around and elbows Rhodes a few times to break the hold. Rhodes whips DiMaggio into the ropes, and DiMaggio goes on the offensive, slapping Rhodes face first into the ring. DiMaggio then hits a few cheap kicks on the fallen Rhodes, and tries getting an armbar. Rhodes easily breaks the hold, but DiMaggio throws him into the ropes and connects with a dropkick. DiMaggio then climbs to the top rope and sets up for an aerial attack, getting a missile dropkick. Rhodes lays sprawled on the mat and DiMaggio goes for the pin, but only a two-count. DiMaggio tries a wristlock on Rhodes, but Rhodes is sick of playing around and gets up and knees DiMaggio. He then gets DiMaggio with a swinging vertical suplex. DiMaggio stumbles to his feet and Rhodes sets up the Cross Rhodes and puts DiMaggio down for the three count.

In terms of hooking up neither of their asses would be safe from a hardy fuck. DiMaggio starts by shoving Rhodes against a wall and plunging his cock up Rhodes's tight ass. To get a better angle at penetration, DiMaggio then has Rhodes bend over and DiMaggio lets out his signature over-compensating rasping groans as he humps Rhodes doggie style. After taking it, Rhodes sits down on a couch and forces DiMaggio to sit on his lap, letting his snake slide up DiMaggio's hole. DiMaggio would bop up and down staring at Rhodes and groaning in pleasure. Then Rhodes wouldn't be so gentle as he picks up DiMaggio and gives him a pounding as he carries him to a bed. Then he throws DiMaggio down, spreads his legs and plows the smaller man until he cums all over himself. Rhodes would whip his cock out and shoot his load on DiMaggio, finishing him off. 
If I could choose between these two, I would take Rhodes, shave his mustache, and then fuck his bubbly ass all night.