Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Jimmy Clay vs. Zack Ryder

Clay, also known as Cox, has the SoCal, skateboarding, frat boy look down pat. He's a 5'11", 185 lbs, Puerto Rican, Italian stud who takes it as much as he gives it. The Long Islander Ryder is infamous for his online short videos and his first single, Hoeski. While the videos have given him strong fan support he still jobs matches -- despite his 6'1" and 214 lbs frame and killer good looks.

A match between these two would probably be an interesting one. While Ryder is a little bit taller and bigger than Clay, his theatrics could give Clay some openings to take Ryder down. Ryder would probably start with a few blows to Clay before getting him in a chinlock. Clay would be in a bind, but Ryder would showoff to the audience allowing Clay to recover and attack Ryder from behind. He'd whip Ryder into the ropes and knock him with a clothesline and then taunt Ryder with some "Woo!"s of his own. Once on his feet, Ryder would retaliate and surprise Clay with a neckbreaker. He'd throw Clay in the ropes with a few dropkicks and Clay would fall back in the corner where he'd get the broski boot to the face. While Ryder's years in the ring would help prevent a quick upset and give him the offense, he'd spend just as much time playing to the crowd as he did on Clay, taking his time to go on to the top rope. That would allow Clay enough time to block Ryder's aerial attack and wrap Ryder up in a small package for the underdog victory.
Catch Clay fucking and being fucked at Dylan Lucas
If these two Men were to have a fuck session it would be a flip-flop fest full of pleasuring "Woos." Clay would probably ride Ryder first, moaning as Ryder's shaft fills his hole. After taking a pounding doggie style, Clay would switch positions with Ryder and do him dogging style. Tired, Ryder would lay flat as Clay continues humping his cakes until they both came. If I had to pick one to be with, it'd be Clay. While Ryder is no dud, and it'd be a satisfying to make him "Woo" all night long, he'd probably get annoying after the first few minutes, plus Clay's skater persona is a major turn on.

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