Brad Patton & Brian Hansen vs. MNM

Real-life porn star lovers, Hansen and Patton come in at 5'8" 158 lbs and 6'1" 191lbs, respectively. The sexy rockstar tag team, MNM, comes in at a combined weight of 400 lbs.

Patton and Hansen wait in the ring as the lights dim and MNM stroll down the red carpet with photographers snapping photos of their glorious bodies. They hop on to the ring, wrap their arms around the top rope and stare out to the crowd of adoring fans. They climb into the ring and drop their enormous fur coats, pull off their shades and stare down at their opponents with no intimidation. Morrison and Patton lock up first, Morrison getting him in a wristlock. He twists his elbow and tightens the hold. Patton twists and gets Morrison in the move, but Morrison boots him in the gut, breaking it and then whips him into the ropes. Patton dodges a clothesline, rebounds then gets hip tossed. He bounces up to his feet but then gets a spinning hook kick to the chopper. Morison scoops Patton back up and slams him down. He tags Mercury in, and they both hold one of Patton's arms, kicking him in the gut. Mercury then bounces off the rope and clotheslines Patton. Mercury then picks up Patton and hits a neckbreaker. He goes for a pin, but Patton manages to get a foot on the rope. Mercury tosses his hair, taking his time. He picks Patton up, but Patton punches him and then gets Mercury in a headlock, shoving him into the corner turnbuckle, where Hansen chokes him while Patton kicks him in the gut. He tags Hansen in and they slingshot Mercury across the ring and then hit him with double elbows. Morrison comes rushing in but gets double dropkicks to the face. Hansen then picks Mercury up and whips him into the ropes, but comes at him with a shoulder block. Hansen falls to his back and Mercury kneels over him dealing him a fury of punches. He picks up Hansen and whips him into the corner turnbuckle and follows up with a body splash. Hansen falls forward and Mercury goes to the middle rope assaulting him with a flying elbow. He goes for a pin, but Patton comes in kicking him off his partner. Morrison charges in and spears Patton. Mercury helps Morrison pick up Patton and they throw him over the ropes. Morrison then slingshots 450 degrees with a crossbody landing all over Patton. Meanwhile Mercury, cocky, sits on Hansen's face for a pin, but Hansen easily kicks out. Mercury gets Hansen in a headlock, flips him over and bounces off the rope kicks him in the back. Morrison rolls into the ring and they pick up the weak Hansen hitting him with their signature snapshot. Mercury casual lays on top of Hansen while Morrison mimes taking a photo of their three-count victory.

Hansen fished out the last leaf from the swimming pool that was just as expansive as the mansion that was housed a few feet away. Setting the net down, Hansen notices another pool boy at the other end -- he had to be a pool boy, he was wearing the same light blue speedo uniform as him. Was he being replaced? As he neared the taller man, he found his cock growing harder. Patton's tan skin, covered in oil, glistened in the sunlight. Fuck, he's hot. "You're not bad either," Patton replies to Hansen's thought that was apparently spoken. Hansen blushes out of embarrassment and because of the compliment the sexy man gave him. Patton makes his move, brushing his hand across Hansen's cheek before pulling his head to him, giving him a long kiss. Hansen let's out a deep breath as they kiss some more, his hands cupping Patton's round ass. Patton strokes Hansen's hard cock through his speedo, and tugs at the speedo, ready to pull it down, until Morrison and Mercury walk out their way. They were their enormous fur coats and have their eyes behind shades as they strut to the pool. Morrison takes his coat off first revealing his metallic blue thong. Mercury is next, and also wears a matching thong. They lay out on the lounge chairs and whistle for Hansen and Patton to come over. "Leave us be," Morrison snaps. Hansen and Patton nod and trot inside to the kitchen. As soon as the door closes behind him Hansen drops his speedo, "Let's pick up where we left off." Patton passionately kisses his partner and picks him up and sits him on the counter. He sucks Hansen's cock, bobbing up and down as he strokes the shaft. Hansen leans back, sighing as Patton's mouth sucks his head. Patton releases the cock from his mouth and spreads Hansen's legs, revealing his wide hole. Patton taps his dick on the hole, teasing the eager bottom. "Fuck me," Hansen whispers. Patton doesn't reply and just sticks his dick in. "Aahhhh..." Hansen moans as his fingertips trace Patton's abs. Patton thrusts in and out fast and hard, making Hansen grip the counter's edge for support. Meanwhile, outside Mercury asks for Morrison to put some oil on him. Morrison rubs down Mercury's back and around his ass cheeks that are visible. Mercury then flips over and Morrison rubs the oil on his chest down his stomach. He then works up Mercury's legs, to his thighs and then around the crotch. Mercury removes his shades and can see his partner's rock hard cock practically spilling out of his thong and so he reveals his. Morrison sucks it, licking down the shaft before inhaling it, swishing it in his cheeks. Mercury breathes heavier as Morrison slurps the cock out of his mouth. Satisfied with it's wetness, Morrison spreads his cheeks so his hole isn't covered by his thong and squats down on on the cock. Morrison moans as Mercury goes up in him. Morrison bobs up and down on the cock, going deeper each time he goes down. He holds on to Mercury's oily shoulders for support as Mercury also begins to thrust up in him. Morrison combs his hair back and catches a glimpse inside his house in the distance. "What the fuck?" He sees his two pool boys, Patton holding Hansen in a bearhug, his dick thrusting up in him. Hansen opens his eyes as Patton's thrusts slow down, he's looking right outside and sees Morrison staring at him. Morrison pulls off his shades and points at Hansen to come outside. Hansen tells Patton to stop, "Why are you going to cum?" Patton whispers. "No. We're being hailed." Patton and Hansen pull up their speedos and return pool side, Morrison still riding Mercury. They stand and watch their sexy bosses fuck, until Morrison holds, looks at them and says, "Do what you were doing out here." Hansen and Patton exchange looks and then drop their speedos. Hansen bends over on all fours on the lounge chair ready to take it, but then Mercury tells them to stop. "No, you top him." Patton lays on his back on the lounge chair, his legs spread as far apart as they can. Hansen stuffs his dick in, and Patton sucks in air. Hansen goes slow, feeling the tension inside Patton. Morrison meanwhile climbs off Mercury and goes behind Hansen, sliding his dick in him. He fucks Hansen harder, in turn making Hansen fuck Patton harder. Patton moans as he feels the force come in him. Mercury, not wanting to be left out squats over Patton's face and lets him eat his ass. Morrison pushes down on Hansen's back, fucking him faster, so intense that Hansen doesn't even move when he penetrates Patton. Finally Mercury can't take it any more and pushes Hansen off Patton. Instead of whipping his dick in Patton's hole, Mercury climbs on top of his cock and rides it. "Ahhh" he moans like he's letting out years of built up tension. Patton lays flat on his back as the sweat and oil from Mercury drip on to him. Mercury grips Patton's biceps for support as he bobs up and down on the cock, grinding once it's all the way in him. Morrison then sits on the lounge chair and angles his dick up into Mercury's hole too. The two dicks enter Mercury, giving him such an intense feeling he can't help but scream. The cocks rubbing together inside Mercury makes Patton exhale. Hansen helps quiet Mercury's screams by standing over Patton and letting Mercury suck his dick. Mercury mumbles, "Mmm" as he sucks harder with each time the two dicks penetrate him. Finally he can't contain himself any more and cums all over Patton as the dicks hit deep inside him. Hansen immediately cums inside Mercury's mouth, who swallows the load, letting only a few drops splash down on Patton's chest. Patton pulls his dick out of Mercury's ass and strokes it. Before he can come, Morrison clears the way and rides the cock. He leans back on the lounge chair letting the dick hit him at an extreme angle. It's not long until Patton cums inside Morrison. He keeps fucking his cum covered dick in Morrison as Morrison strokes his load, squirting it all the way across on to Patton's chest. He finally gets off of Patton's chest and then turns to kiss his partner. Hansen helps his cum covered partner up and gives him a passionate kiss. Mercury and Morrison hold each other as they head inside to shower. Morrison looks at Patton and Hansen, "Clean this mess up boys." 

If I had to choose between these two sexy tag teams, I'd choose MNM whose cocky attitude and hot look being too hard to pass up.