Brian Hansen vs. Joey Mercury

Hansen is an Australian sensation comes in at 5'8" and 158 lbs. Mercury is 5'9" and 191 lbs, known for being one half of the successful tag team MNM.

Mercury wastes no time and charges at Hansen as he enters the ring. He wraps his bicep around Hansen's head, but Hansen throws Mercury into the ropes. Mercury bounces back and hits Hansen with a shoulder block. Mercury tosses his hair as he stands over Hansen, mocking the novice. Hansen climbs to his feet and the two grapple. Mercury throws Hansen in the ropes, Hansen ducks a clothesline and rebounds with a body splash. Mercury throws Hansen off of him and charges at him, but Hansen hip tosses mercury. Mercury gets up and gets tossed again. Hansen then whips Mercury into the corner turnbuckle,  Mercury hits hard slouching down to the ring. Hansen runs at him and hits a bronco buster, thumping his ass on Mercury's chest. Mercury falls forward and Hansen goes for the pin, only getting a two-count. Hansen then locks his legs around Mercury, and applies a chin lock. Mercury rolls around, flipping Hansen over him, breaking the hold. Both men scramble to their feet, Mercury gets up first and hits a neckbreaker. He then hops to the middle turnbuckle and leaps with a flying elbow. He goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Mercury applies a front chancery, Hansen elbows him in the gut, but Mercury counters with a harder knee to Hansen's gut. Mercury then tosses Hansen out of the ring. Mercury bounces off the ropes for momentum and sails through the ropes, landing on Hansen. Both men take their time getting up, but Mercury is first, and tosses Hansen back into the ring. Hansen punches Mercury as he comes in the ring and then tries to kick him, but Mercury catches the boot and sends him down with a clothesline. Mercury [picks Hansen up and hits a double underhook DDT. Hansen lays sprawled out and Mercury gets the three-count victory.

Mercury wanders around the rehab facility looking at the other souls trapped with him. He doesn't belong here. He steps outside, where Hansen in nothing but baggy sweat pants finishes a yoga lesson. The class dismisses and Hansen approaches Mercury, "Wanna try?" Mercury doesn't buy the bullshit yoga, but he can't stop staring at Hansen and utters, "Why not?" Hansen starts by balancing one leg and leaning forward. Mercury copies, staring at Hansen's ass and nearly falls over. Hansen suggests that Mercury is too tense and to help ease this tension he should take off his clothes. Mercury obeys, as Hansen switches to down to flat on his stomach with a cobra pose. Mercury imitates him again, but Hansen gets up and feels down Mercury's back adjusting his position slightly. He then instructs Mercury to get into the cow pose. He stands in front of Mercury, admiring his position, with Mercury's face in his crotch. Before Hansen can instruct Mercury to switch positions, Mercury licks Hansen's crotch. He then slides Hansen's pants down and licks again, getting all dick. Hansen sighs as he cups his hands around Mercury's head and guides him to suck his cock. Mercury inhales the dick and slurps it out, as Hansen sucks in air and exhales slowly. Mercury keeps going, from sucking just the head to deep throating Hansen's dick. Finally Hansen pulls out and instructs Mercury to fuck him. Hansen lays down in the happy baby pose, with his arms and feet stretched open. Mercury guides his cock in and slowly grinds inside of Hansen. Hansen breathes heavier as Mercury works his cock deeper in him. Mercury pumps consistently, tossing his hair with each thrust. Hansen pulls Mercury close to him, and the two kiss as Mercury hovers over him. Hansen then orders a change of positions and gets in the cobra position, on his stomach with his ass angled up. Mercury lays on top of him and humps his ass like a rabid bunny. Hansen's breaths turn in moans as Mercury keeps going, pulling at Hansen's hair and head. Mercury then leans back, pulling Hansen with him, dick still in him. Mercury lays on his back with Hansen laying on top of him. He thrusts hard into Hansen, making him scream. The sweat from both men mixes as Hansen grinds his ass. Mercury instructs him to "Work it" so Hansen sits up and rides Mercury. Mercury keeps thrusting as Hansen bobs his ass up and down on him, thumping his cheeks on Mercury's thighs. Finally Mercury can't take any more and rubs his load out, squirting it all over his chest. Hansen turns around, kneeling over Mercury and shoots his load on him. He then leans in, brushes Mercury's sweaty hair and gives him a kiss. Hansen lays on top of Mercury, "You don't seem like an addict to me.What are you in here for?" Mercury laughs, "I'm a sex addict."
If I were to choose between these sexy men, I'd be tempted to choose Mercury, but there's something about Hansen's Australian accent and his fine ass that I couldn't pass up.