Wrestlers with Porn Star Names

From the Macho Man to the Rock to the Godfather and The Big Show, some of the hottest wrestlers have the perfect name -- for porn stars. Here's a few others that sound great in another context...

Bret "The Hitman" Hart

Knows how to hit the spot.

 Hardbody Harrison

Knows how to make you hard...

Maxx Muscle

Maxium pleasure...

 Big Huss

Call him Mr. Big...

Dolph Ziggler
Not to be confused with Dirk Diggler...

 Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
Anyone with the name beefcake would make a great porn star.

The British Bulldog
Imagine him in bed...

 Shawn Michaels
His name is a generic porn star name, but his theme music screams porn star.

Jake "The Snake" Roberts
 Is that a snake you're holding?

 Buff Bagwell

He often said, "Buff is the stuff." Show us that stuff.

 Hardcore Holly
You don't get the nickname "Hardcore" for nothing...

 Prince Albert
The name says it all.

 Fandango

The way he pronounces his name sounds rather climactic.

 Flex Armstrong

There's one muscle I'd like to see him flex...

Test

I would have liked to have given him a test drive...

Zack Ryder
Ride him all night long...

Harlem Heat

They're too hot to handle.

 Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli

He could be quite the bull in the bedroom

 Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters

Who wouldn't want a piece of the Masterpiece? 

Alex Wright
Has all of the "right" moves.

 Jessie "Mr. Pec-tacular" Godderz

Mr. Pectacular could sell plenty of XXX movies.

The Dicks

Um... this one sells itself.

 Bad Ass Billy Gun

He's an "Ass Man" with lips on his dick and ass. Uh huh.

Meat

He came to the ring in briefs that looked like underwear.

Val Venis

The porn star of wrestling who came to the ring in a towel, gyrated over his opponents and spoke in a deep voice.